Yo mama So Poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she
was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when she goes
to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo Mama So Fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she lay
on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand,
she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat she fell
in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat she's
got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people
try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps
up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat she fell and
made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR
as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic
in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat when she
wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she
said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo Mama Is So Stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when
she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said
it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car
for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took
a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo Mama so stupid it took her 1 hour 2 cook minute rice.
Yo Mama Iz So ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother
said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist"
in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly
she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get
the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put
her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick
or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to
kiss her goodbye.
Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old that when
she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.